Being a Teenage lad currently my live is filled with, well tbh with you, wanking... it takes up a lot of my time, I probably at least whack one out every two days. I'm not trying to be crude, it's just the time of life that I'm pretty much constantly horny.... Anyway, back on topic.
I happen to have wireless internet in my house, which is great. I was sitting upstairs doing my chemistry homework (which includes regular brakes to youtube and facebook) when I decided since my parents were downstairs watching tv I'd have a quick wank. So clickity click, I'm on a pornsite. I'm there sitting on my bed (which happens to face the door) laptop beside me, tugging away. I had my headphones on, you know the big all ear retro ones that are really good quality? Well they're also great at blocking out background noise...
Little did I know that my father was coming up the stairs with my hot chocolate... He decides to not bother knocking, I suppose he thinks I was still doing my chemistry. I quite hastily pull my tshirt over myself, a little too late I think... I'm sure he caught a glimpse, I can't be sure, but I think he did. tbf if he did, he handled it well, just said 'I'll just leave this here then' and went downstairs.....
I don't know if I'm allowed to swear on this thing (someone please tell me lol) ?! I just want to shout out F*CK in embarrassment. Oh well, nothing can be done, I just hope he forgets...and so do I. Just another 'american pie' moment I guess.
btw, this is my first post; probably not the best way to start but never mind... feel free to give me feedback (in other words, please do, I would like to know this blog isn't a pointless crusade).
Truthfully - A TeenageLad