Being a Teenage lad currently my live is filled with, well tbh with you, wanking... it takes up a lot of my time, I probably at least whack one out every two days. I'm not trying to be crude, it's just the time of life that I'm pretty much constantly horny.... Anyway, back on topic.
I happen to have wireless internet in my house, which is great. I was sitting upstairs doing my chemistry homework (which includes regular brakes to youtube and facebook) when I decided since my parents were downstairs watching tv I'd have a quick wank. So clickity click, I'm on a pornsite. I'm there sitting on my bed (which happens to face the door) laptop beside me, tugging away. I had my headphones on, you know the big all ear retro ones that are really good quality? Well they're also great at blocking out background noise...
Little did I know that my father was coming up the stairs with my hot chocolate... He decides to not bother knocking, I suppose he thinks I was still doing my chemistry. I quite hastily pull my tshirt over myself, a little too late I think... I'm sure he caught a glimpse, I can't be sure, but I think he did. tbf if he did, he handled it well, just said 'I'll just leave this here then' and went downstairs.....
I don't know if I'm allowed to swear on this thing (someone please tell me lol) ?! I just want to shout out F*CK in embarrassment. Oh well, nothing can be done, I just hope he forgets...and so do I. Just another 'american pie' moment I guess.
btw, this is my first post; probably not the best way to start but never mind... feel free to give me feedback (in other words, please do, I would like to know this blog isn't a pointless crusade).
Truthfully - A TeenageLad
Hahahahahhaa. OMG. *deep breath* Wow.
ReplyDelete*starts laughing again*
Sorry, its just funny. And yes, curse away all you want on here.
*laughs again*
Can't you lock your door?
And, haha, I think this is the best way to start a blog.
Love it <33
Thanks for the reply :D
ReplyDeleteAnd no... I don't have a lock.. should get one installed! Thanks for the idea :P :L
Btw your my first follower <3(Y)(and currently only -_-)
Do me a favour and help me get the word around about my blog :)
I'll check out yours now :D
and lets just hope this incident never happens again xD
thanks - a teenage lad x
I just realised your reply. Damn to "no notification" auto thingie.
ReplyDeleteHope you got your lock already :P
I have few suggestions in getting the word out about your blog :) Send me a message through my profile(I think that's do-able)
At least you got one follower, it took me two months to get my first one lol.
*hopes the incident won't happen again*
-Hanis.
I know right, the missing notification thing is actually really annoying, hence why I'm replying so late. Hope your keeping well :)
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